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me, to any number of my online or in-person friends: I've got it. I've figured out what my problem is!
them (pouring a second cup of coffee and trying very hard to stifle a yawn behind their hands): great. good for you. what is it today, Rose?
me, triumphantly: I just need to be less self-absorbed and get over myself!!
them: ....really. you don't say.

I am of course joking; my friends are much kinder to me than this